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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is the water safe to drink in England like here in America or is it necessary to bring tablets to prevent any cholera when in London?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dark matter 'lampshades' dimming stars could solve one of the greatest scientific mysteries - Space

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

So they tried

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are tips for weight loss?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Everyone loved it.

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Still no good.

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Teases Big Improvements for Future Updates - Push Square

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons