What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:12

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dark matter 'lampshades' dimming stars could solve one of the greatest scientific mysteries - Space
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
So they tried
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are tips for weight loss?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Everyone loved it.
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Still no good.
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Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons